We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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