So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
God, I missed his penis.
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