i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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