This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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