the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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