Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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