he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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