How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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