so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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