just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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