I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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