I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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