I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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