You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
