And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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