your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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