At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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