Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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