wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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