Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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