Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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