FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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