she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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