I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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