Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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