I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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