Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I smell stomach acid.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize