Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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