12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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