maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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