how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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