ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
