If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
