If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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