my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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