This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the room spins SO much faster in panama
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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