So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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