yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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