On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
what day is it and did you see me today?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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