would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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