I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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