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(904): View more from Florida

We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

(1-478): View more from Georgia

And thats what homeschooling is for

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(407): View more from Florida

Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.

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(407): View more from Florida

Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way

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(805): View more from California

Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.

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(517): View more from Michigan

are you drinking tonight?

(616): View more from Michigan

I have an exam tomorrow

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so yes.

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(941): View more from Florida

I will not abuse the gift that was given to me

(954): View more from Florida

You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard

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