new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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