i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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