I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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