Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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