Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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