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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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