I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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