Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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