Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i barfeds in our rink
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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