I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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