What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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