Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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