Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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