her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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