does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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