He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Shame - the story of my life.
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