i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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