how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
